Quatrainania

Caledonian-McBrayne
are often spoken of with contumely and
disdain
But where would we be
If we had to take ourselves across the sea?

The Rare Breeds
Have very specialised needs
and are worth a great deal of money
but one can't help noticing that somehow
they do look rather funny.

Hyne
It's charm is hard to define
Especially as I slog
In a gale at midnight through the bog.

Coll sheep
Always knock one in a heap
When one crosses their path
It seems to arouse their wrath.