Brain Drain?

Martin Lunghi.

On Coll there once was an Old Timer
We called Aluminium Szheimer,
Who had silly thoughts and little discreeetion,
All totally due to neuronal depletion

When asked why this should be, -
in whimsical vein,
The Dr. in charge, felt moved to explain
That the water on Coll
Was only fit for a Troll
And we might just as well drink from the drain.
So remember that vain emulation
Of Primary Health Education
Just can't hope to sustain
A functioning brain
That will think
Till we drink
Lots of Rain